She KILLS me
Today H brought home a picture she drew at school. It was a picture of her family.
I was drawn in red with an extremely long body with very short arms & legs. Her father was drawn in blue and looked remarkably similar except for his hair... and I seem to be taller than him.
H and A were black stick figures. None of us had any fingers or toes.
At the bottom of the page was a purple baby, S. He was VERY detailed. Three fingers on each chubby arm, two toes on each chubby legs... even wearing a diaper. I noticed he also had big fat purple tears flying off his head, so I asked her "Why is S crying?".
With all the open honesty of a five year old, she told me.
"Because he wants milk. From your boobies. Only I didn't draw you any."
Now tell me, just how am I supposed to keep a straight face to that???
I was drawn in red with an extremely long body with very short arms & legs. Her father was drawn in blue and looked remarkably similar except for his hair... and I seem to be taller than him.
H and A were black stick figures. None of us had any fingers or toes.
At the bottom of the page was a purple baby, S. He was VERY detailed. Three fingers on each chubby arm, two toes on each chubby legs... even wearing a diaper. I noticed he also had big fat purple tears flying off his head, so I asked her "Why is S crying?".
With all the open honesty of a five year old, she told me.
"Because he wants milk. From your boobies. Only I didn't draw you any."
Now tell me, just how am I supposed to keep a straight face to that???
posted by KB at 1:59 PM
4 Comments:
Oh you have to love the things kids say!! Last week my sister picked up my niece, who is 3, from gymnastics and told her she did a great job. My niece followed it up with "Thanks mom, I cheated!" My sister was mortified but oh how funny it was....
That was stinking hilarious! I knew that was coming. Give that poor purple teared baby some milk already Mom!
Oh, man! That is SO funny!! I love the logic that kids use :). Thanks for the boost today- I know it's stupid to let someone else make you feel bad, but I really appreciate the boost anyway :). TTYL-Kristina
i laughed my ass off at that one. And decided that know that I know how it works, I'm going to draw myself some bigger ones.
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