Family Reunion Joy
R's family reunion is coming up.
I hate these at the best of times - lemme tell you, sitting in a hotel room with the kids while everyone else golfs isn't exactly fun - but this year is even worse.
Cuz it's in Memphis.
Except not Memphis, Tennessee.
Nope, it's in Memphis, TX.
Where, you ask? There's a Memphis in Texas??
Oh yeah, and let me tell you what a rocking place it is! Population 2400 with a median male income of $24K and a median female income of $18K.
Trying to make the best of it, I googled it, looking for area attractions. Guess what came up in the list?
"Hugh's Funeral Home".
I understand people are dying to see it. (sorry, I could not help myself)
I simply cannot wait to go.
I hate these at the best of times - lemme tell you, sitting in a hotel room with the kids while everyone else golfs isn't exactly fun - but this year is even worse.
Cuz it's in Memphis.
Except not Memphis, Tennessee.
Nope, it's in Memphis, TX.
Where, you ask? There's a Memphis in Texas??
Oh yeah, and let me tell you what a rocking place it is! Population 2400 with a median male income of $24K and a median female income of $18K.
Trying to make the best of it, I googled it, looking for area attractions. Guess what came up in the list?
"Hugh's Funeral Home".
I understand people are dying to see it. (sorry, I could not help myself)
I simply cannot wait to go.
1 Comments:
I bet that playing in the coffin display room would be lots of fun.
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